back from the dead

am finally released after spending four glorious days in the hospital, due to some funky throat/chest/blood infection which caused me a week of agony tortured by fever and a bad throat.
i miss food. real food that is.
big thanks to all who dropped by! mega props to moses for making my dreary mornings a little better.
now if [...]

let’s talk about crrrrrrrrravings!

am insanely craving for pork knuckle.
nice and greasy and crackly and crunchy, like an explosion of a melange of all the sinful tastes in the world on your palate.
in otb’s (hello darling i heard your voicemail. thanks. took me a long time to decipher your cryptic message) word’s
“just like unicorn saliva”
“oral orgasm!”
washed down with a [...]

uninvited

contrary to popular belief, i think i would like to date someone normal.
an average joe who reads anything else other than mitch albom, practices humane standards of hygiene (ain’t that fucking hard to clean your ears and soap between your ass cheeks and armpits on a daily basis) and preferably enjoys scrabble.
i kid you not [...]

a soft rustle

ever since that kyoto article, i have been daydreaming. alot.
i would arrive in a sleepy town by train, and as the train departs, i become a lone figure by the platform with two camel-hued suitcases by my side, comfortably attired in a cotton cream flounce dress with a hem that falls just below the knees, [...]

air rage!

every passenger’s nightmare: turbulence in the midst of a poo session.
to describe it as harrowing would be an understatement. trust me.
let’s just say you’ll get to apply freshly-acquired finesse to the art of rectal kegel’s :p

smog gets in my eyes

barely had time to leave my mark in bangkok before i whisked off into the land of the perennial traffic jam and smog – jakarta.
but i managed to spare an hour or so to explore the street adjacent to my hotel. i just had to savour authentic thai food, best served with a smattering of [...]

be right back

away in bangkok and jakarta till the 19th on a work trip.
meanwhile i’ve been overdosing on an unhealthy diet of iced teh-cino, whisky and fried chicken.
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video du jour – much of my tweenhood was spent bobbing my head to music with cheesy lyrics from boybands.. do you still remember Ultra?!

(notice how [...]

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Oh hi,
Today would mark our 8th month together. If we still were, that is. I heard you’ve changed.
So have I.
It’s been awhile eh? I haven’t seen you around for ages, and I have ceased hoping to catch a glimpse of you among a sea of unfamiliar faces. I have so much to tell you. About [...]

appalling

had to make a call to san francisco earlier on to chase the incredibly inefficient PR firms there for information.
“hello? hey this is fiona calling from singapore.. may i speak to theresa please?”
“i’m afraid she just popped out for lunch. can i get her to call back?”
“yep.. my number’s +65 12345678″
“sure. oh hold on, can [...]

so you wanna be a chinky chong!

i think its a lil old, having made its rounds on the net.. but it still cracks me up everytime i come across it.
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
Thats not right – Sum Ting Wong
Are your harbouring a fugitive? – Hu Yu Hai Ding
Stupid man – Dum Fak
Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
I bumped into [...]