j : so did you speak to XXX company’s boss? it’s a guy right?
me : nope.
j : oh so its a lady boss then?
Entries from March 2008
March 28, 2008
redundant reply of the day
March 24, 2008
nasty
have been a lil more sensitive recently and as a result, even more bad tempered than i usually am.
i wish i could just take things a lil easier.
March 19, 2008
“you smell like my grandmother”
apart from my obsession with scalp picking, i have another one which turns many people off.
i will now confess my undying love for..
medicated oil. (i like axe brand best)
i FUCKING love that tiny bottle of elixir.
i apply it everywhere.
on my temples (which instantly refreshes me. best applied right after coffee), the spots below my ears..
on [...]
March 19, 2008
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
i cannot seem to stop picking at my scalp.
this obsession started taking shape a few months ago when i’d occasionally run my fingers through my hair to feel for little bits of flaked scalp. (no i don’t suffer from dandruff; everyone has stray bits of scalp) and then i’d pick them out.
but now it has [...]
March 18, 2008
the un-fashionista
my colleague exclaimed very loudly with an appalled look when i sashayed into the office wearing my nine west studded gladiator sandals (which i thought was going for half price until i went home and saw the receipt and almost died – i paid full price of $160)
“wah fiona what is that! so ugly.”
now usually [...]
March 17, 2008
not quite a meanie.. yet.
Heh heh heh. I finally have my own intern! *rubs hands together in glee. pure sadistic glee*
Now it is time to conjure up 101 ways to make life hell for him, but top priority now would be to have him undergo some “rites of passage” :p
Alright I’m just kidding. Back then when I was still [...]
March 12, 2008
uninspired, thats why.
tried to google “how does shit taste like” and surprisingly, i didn’t get an answer.
maybe the world isn’t as insane as i have perceived it to be. that, or all ye scat lovers are still in the closet.
March 7, 2008
viva la penis!
just one of the many reasons why i like bmezine, and why nothing ever fazes me anymore (with exceptions to supernatural occurences, reel or otherwise)
may i introduce to you.. a compressed dick (flattened to about an inch thick)
if you’re trying to figure out heads or tails, the part with the dark purplish border is the [...]
