fuck me

8pm on a friday night and i am STILL in the office.
about 10 copies to be in next week, and their deadlines overlap each other.
welcome to the glamourous lifestyle of a magazine writer

one last update ..

.. before i am off for a short hiatus !
so i started work today.
it didn’t take too long to warm up to the team, and by lunch we were all chattering away raving about manly rugby players and ranting about the resident stylist who ahem, pollutes the office air with his mighty sneezes.
whoever said magazine [...]

chink

right.
i am an ah lian. i cannot stop listening to this song

then again i cannot stop listening to this as well

so the first day of my new life starts in a few hours.
which means i’ll probably be blogging rather sporadically since i’d need to channel all my [...]

flavour of the month

i have decided jude law is a lil’ too wimpy and frail-looking for my taste. i need someone who would bend me into submission and hold my neck until my temples throb.
and he is..

CLIVE OWEN.
halt! i know he isn’t your conventional chiselled good-looker ala zac efron (eew) or jonathan rhys-meyer.
he has a big nose and [...]

i am fucking skinny

i know i haven’t been eating much these few days. i’d perhaps shave off 1/3 off my plate of rice during lunch and i’d feel like throwing up. i’d try to make up for the lack of nutrients by forcing myself to drink gallons of fresh milk.
it’s not me. its the canteen food i’m telling ya. to describe [...]

assorted stuff

CHECK IT OUT! The Pussycat Dolls singing in Simlish.
Simlish is, by the way, is the language spoken by The Sims. LOL. Yes… I love The Sims.
And you know you ARE desperate when you find yourself searching for “The Sims Sex Videos” on youtube. Simulated sex is better than nothing, right? RIGHT!?!?!??! [...]

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a cab driver, his engineer son and a harvard graduate

You know things are getting out of hand when you suddenly find pasta tossed with olive oil, diced peppers and anchovies (like seriously, who the hell actually eats anchovies?!) extremely palatable.
Especially when you’re a carnivore like me.
You also know that you’re pretty damn fucked when you start to panic upon finding out that the nearest [...]

monday blues

i wanted to call you to rant about my day like i used to.. but i slid my phone back into the pouch knowing that i’ll have to let you go, the sooner the better.

weekend roundup

weekends for me are usually mindless hours of alcohol-induced insanity.
and the latest one was no different :p

The Yakuza is trying to channel his pseudo-japanese expression, while his chinese counterpart indulges in an inner-peace moment.

The Yakuza is feeling smug because he has a flawless complexion, and he also claims that he is well hung because he has an odd [...]