as mentioned in my previous frantic post.. i officially declare with great sadness that my ic ( or ID to you foreigners ) has been kidnapped by phantom forces.
which means i’ll have to blow $100 to get it done again! argh !
in the process of turning my house upside down in a futile attempt to [...]
Entries from August 2007
August 31, 2007
just because i really enjoy being laughed at
August 30, 2007
oh fuck!!!
FUCK!
i think i lost my IC!!!
CRAP!
to all my friends.. can you remember when was the last time you saw me take out my ic ? i really have NO IDEA.
August 30, 2007
turn-off of the day
nothing turns me off more than going into a toilet cubicle to see the remnants from the previous ruler of the porcelain throne’s defecation floating in the toilet .. talk about floatsam!
everyone now.. EEEEEEEW.
fuck. i don’t get it. you mean you just flush after taking a dump, and leave assuming that the water will just flush everything away?
hell no! [...]
August 29, 2007
i is stressed
one million press events later, fiona is now filled to the brim with tasty finger food and sparkling water.
and of course, one million media kits to be digested by yours truly, which is to be regurgitated in the form of coherent sentences.
HELP!
2 more days to the weekend!
and oh.
LITERATI THIS SATURDAY AT THE SUBSTATION, 8pm
for more information.. check [...]
August 27, 2007
ode to the ex
you had the corniest pick-up line ever
but yet
i succumbed to it
but only because
i saw your Rolex .
only to discover
it was a cheap imitation
a few months later.
your conviction
was never apparent.
for all the times when you mocked
with blatant disdain
at the growing folds of my stomach
and the decreasing elasticity
of my arms
an uncontrolled losing battle with gravity and cellulite.
you even nodded
when [...]
August 27, 2007
LOL
30 mins towards the end of a work day.
30 mins towards.. a hauntingly empty void.
August 25, 2007
YO!
so i got home from shelly’s a little bit tipsy and i wasn’t satisfied with how un-inebriated i was. i always subscribe to the mantra of since you’re already drinking, might as well get pissed drunk!!
woo!
so i took out my half-finished grey goose vodka (expensive vodka, damn it! but it was a gift) and drank.
then i passed [...]
August 23, 2007
more resilient than ever
okay fine. i think that love and sex are equally overrated and i promise that from now on i am never going to whine about my sad love life (or lack thereof) because i am convinced i am better off on my own.
i have been (very much fiercely) independent since i was 16, and i don’t see [...]
August 23, 2007
cogito ergo sum
i’ve been feeling pretty damn weird these days. i know it might a tad far-fetched when i say that i actually find it hard to breathe just by thinking of him (an increasingly frequent occurence!) but it’s so true. feels somewhat like an incoming asthmatic wheeze but milder.
and the worse part is i actually caught [...]
